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Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah (lyrics)
It's okay if you're a Muslim
A Christian or a Jew
Its okay if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do
An all inclusive celebration
No contractual obligation
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you ( and pagans too)
In some ways were all monkeys
Well maybe just a smidgeon
I'm a scientologist
That's kind of a religion...
Whose faith is the right one
It's anybody's guess
What matters most is camera phones
For $20 or less
And there’s never any hidden fees
Oh what a joyous day!
no commitments means I’m proud to go both ways!
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you
(this is gonna be the best Chrismahanukwanzakah ever!)
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